All your base are belong to us!

Nin·ja
[nin-juh]
Definition: A 'loot ninja', AKA 'ninja looter' or simply 'ninja', is a player who takes loot to which he or she is not entitled. The act is referred to as ninja looting or ninjaing. The term predates World of Warcraft and originated with the notion of looting as quickly as possible. The common synonym for this behavior is greeder, though that term has ironically fairer play connotations specific to WoW.

Behold!:
The Computer Ninja

What you didn't see was him pull his little chair up to the babyjail, climb onto it, then onto its arm to push himself OVER the babyjail and onto Simon's desk.

The Bed Ninja

Dont worry that pillow didn't stay there, i just chucked it there because we moved our warmth away from her head and i didn't want her to wake up :P